A Fairly Substandard Self-description, Colloquially Known As An “About Me”

Chloe/Starbot/Pixie.

Killjoy name and color: Static Cyanide, pink

Derby name: Pixie Stomp

Initials: C.S.R.A.L.


Pixie punk.

In love with beauty.

I am the Queermaster.

☐ Straight ☐ Queer ☑ Fabulous

Birthday: November 15

Likes: stars, writing, silly romantic things, serial killers, pin-ups, fire, gelatinous things, blood, poetry, Harry Potter, music, tentacles, corsets, love, bites, vintage things, naked people, cameras, wrestling, piercings, books, roller derby, tattoos, pretty nature, bondage marks, art, and boots, as well as lots of other things you’ll find out if you follow.

I Am: Genderblind, queer/pansexual panromantic,  cisgender female , prefers female or gender neutral (ze, hir, mixter, Mx.) pronouns, pro-animal rights, circus freak, pro-choice, clumsy, pro-LGBTQ, scarred, taken <3, monoamorus, submissive, music addict,  slave/toy, HTML ninja, masochist, Slytherin, pixie/vampire, language enthusiast,artist of all sorts, obsessive editor, Scorpio, mentally different, straightedge, grammar nazi, fetishist, American (North, United States, Lotta Rock ——> Big Rock), consistently injured, Puerto Rican, TPB addict, download master, Scotirish, piercing addict, estudiante de español, computer whiz, virus slayer, sickly, nerdfighter, freak who curses too much.

Pokémon: Eevee, evolves into an Umbreon.

Homestuck:

Chumhandle: rampagingPixie

Title: Witch of Time

Typing Style: Perfect spelling and syntax.

Strife Specibi: Scythekind/Circuskind

Fetch Modus: Chaos, Wallet

Planet: Land of Clockwork and Bubbles

Lovey: male, year and a half/ one grade older (currently 17),  secret Tumblr, 988 miles away, long distance relationship, mine, Gryffindor, imperfectly perfect, Mightyena, nerdy, leaves bruises.

Doesn’t Eat: Any meat but pork, chicken, turkey, and fish, nothing cooked alive, and nothing that was killed as a baby.

Wants to be as a grown-up: Artist, circus freak, wrestler, waitress, piercer, bartender, traveler, musician, hairdresser, and shop owner (records, tea, books, art supplies, ect)

I look like: 5 feet, currrvvy, petite/bitty/little/small/itty/tiny/pixie, dye my hair constantly (natural brunette) (Hair Color Log Project)

Body Modifications: Size 4 lobes, basic size second lobe piercing, and an industrial scaffold bar in my left ear.

Me and my lovey, March 2011